Tree-Hugger be gone!
I am really sick of those people whose tree-hugging beliefs force them to condemn me and my actions.
I put fertilizer on my lawn and am condemned for it because I have a kid. Those finger pointing know nothing of my home life. They have no idea that I take the kid to the park if we’re even going to go outside. They don’t know that he spends most of his time at Grammy’s house, where there isn’t fertilizer. They have no idea that fertilizers are neutralized after three days anyway.
Dow really needs to come up with a Tree-Hugger Be Gone – in a convenient spray bottle.