The butt of all jokes…
I head to the restroom to take care of some morning business, and I see two of my coworkers go in before I get there. One of them, Jim, waves at me and offers a Cheshire grin.
Inside, they’re both doing their thing. When I walk in, Jim says, “Popular place.”
I reply, “It’s a party…”
I head into a stall and in by best Ah-nold impression I continue: “…and I’m the party pooper!”