My favorite joke *EVER*…
This is probably my favorite joke of all time… I read it originally as a kid, and liked it so much I committed it to memory.
Why are fire engines red?
Because books are read, too… and two times two is four… and four times three is twelve… there are twelve inches in a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a ship… ships sail oceans… oceans have fish… fish have fins… the Finns fought the Russians… Russians are known as Reds… Fire Engines are always rushin’, so that’s why they’re red.