From the 6-year-old department
Kids are mirrors of their parents’ language at this age. Much like a computer, if you put garbage in, you’ll get garbage out.
Last night we were eating pizza. He wanted another piece, but couldn’t get the slices apart. I reached over and ripped the piece free. After handing it to him, I did my best muscleman impression and shouted “ARRR! Hulk SMASH!” - just like his Hulk-Hands.
He looked at me seriously and said: “Dad, you are pushing the envelope.”