Impeccable Timing
My timing is impeccable…
I usually bring my own coffee in to work since the coffee there is horrible. Occasionally, though, my Thermos just isn’t big enough and I slum it with the coffee in the break room.
It seems that I have this weird ESP about it… I’ll go in there to get a cup of java and the pot will be empty. I’ll go to make another pot, only to find that I need fight packing tape to open a new box of coffee, then stuggle to open the bag inside just to get one coffee filter packet.
Something like 10 minutes later I still don’t have any frelling joe.