AFLAC
“… the good news is that I got an chair with arms,” I continued telling my wife.
He perked up from his dinner:
“It has arms? Does it do your work when you’re not there?”
I laughed. “No, it unfortunately does not.”
“Does it go like this?” he asked. He flapped his arms in his best duck impression and said…
“Aflac… Aflac… AFLAC!”