LOTR - FAKE!
The Lord of the Rings is completely fake!!!
The great story of the One Ring is nothing more than a bunch of Hobbit rubbish. Please follow carefully:
- Mushrooms grow in gardens.
- Gardeners frequent gardens.
- Sam Gamgee is a gardener.
- Sam Gamgee goes on a grand adventure after being caught by a cagy old wizard.
- Mushrooms produce the same effect.
Therefore, Sam Gamgee must have been doing ’shrooms and thereby made the whole thing up after a bad trip.