Chicken Pox
“Let’s trade in our old mommy and get a new one.” - That’s the report from the kid on finding out Mom has chicken pox.
I don’t envy her, though. Chicken pox as an adult completely stinks.
I, on the other hand, had chicken pox when I was in second grade. Gave them to my sisters as a Christmas present. Nice gift, huh? The worst part for me was that I didn’t even get out of school for it. I had to itch all through Christmas vacation.