Grits?
The quote below, from a CNN.com article scares me. Especially the last sentence:
“All over Alabama looks like a white Christmas. Everything is white, and it’s still coming down,” said Lisa Cazeno, who was driving south between Opelika and Montgomery, Alabama, on Interstate 85. “It looks like grits in a fan.”
Anyone who likens snow to “grits in a fan” should definitely not be on the road.