I got tagged on Facebook to fill out 25 random things about me. So here they are in a non-prorpietary location.

1. I tried avoiding this meme, but 3 people have tagged me, so I’m going to fill it out to get it over with. I’m going to be anti-social and not retag others, though. Neener neener! I’m really going to make these as random as possible, too.
2. I wink with my left eye… it’s my non-dominate eye.
3. I used to sing "The wheels on the bus" to our youngest son after changing him, and I’d swing his legs back and forth when I did the "wipers on the bus go swish, swish, swish".
4. I used to have long hair but shave the sides. My friends hated having to help me out with that one.
5. There was a pond by a house in our neighborhood. We used to trespass there and catch tadpoles and crawdads.
6. My dad built this cool fort for me, but my friends and I found and fixed up a cool tree fort in the woods instead.
7. I have this amazing capacity to call people randomly when I put my iPhone in my pocket. Therefore only my sister and my wife are on the speed dial anymore. Once I called my boss from a beach in Tampa. He wasn’t so pleased to hear how nice it was there.
8. On a flight back from France, I sat in the back of the plane and filled soda cans with the fluid from a lighter and lit it off. Methinks that wouldn’t go over too well these days.
9. Chris and I picked up our friend Deron at his house one summer day and drove into town (something like 12 miles). Deron commented that it was hot in the car, so we rolled up the windows and cranked up the heat. By the time we got to Subway, the keys were so hot I couldn’t get them out of the ignition.
10. I always hated the big box of misfit crayons but I could never keep my crayons in good enough order that they didn’t eventually end up in there.
11. I have a painting of a duck that I always hang above the toilet. I have done so ever since I got said duck painting from my uncle, who had it hanging over his commode.
12. I consider all colors of Silly Putty unholy versions of the One True Pink. I’d rather have no Silly Putty than colored.
13. One of my favorite things to do as a kid was pull out the big old dictionary my mom had and look at the list of first names it had in the back and use them for characters in stories.
14. I used to love finding random junk in the parking lot of the window factory next to my house growing up. Later, in college, I used to collect random plastic blobs from the dumpster at the plastics plant I worked at.
15. One day I asked my roommate Tom if I could borrow his pen. He gave it to me and I used it to stir my coffee. For some reason he didn’t want it back after that. I think I took the bigger risk of contamination on that one.
16. As a small child, I wanted to be a garbage man when I grew up so I could watch the garbage truck scoop all that garbage. As a small child, I decided this from inside the house where I could not smell the garbage.
17. Having wondered how my parents always knew what I was doing around the corner, I take great delight in using sounds, shadows and reflections to deduce what my children are up to.
18. While the events leading up to my sister falling through ice were reckless and irresponsible of me, I thought the handling of the events immediately following it were pretty heroic.
19. Sometimes when I’m walking through the house when no one else is home, I pretend I’m in the Matrix and practice all my cool shooting moves.
20. The best New Year’s party I ever went to was the one where we slid down the stairs headfirst.
21. One time, after getting yelled at by the Vice President of Interior Design (I’m not making that up), I spend an hour reorganizing all the chairs on the 3rd floor so they were in their correct location based on stickers on the bottom of each chair.
22. One of my most valued possessions is the Zippo lighter Joe bought for me on my 20th birthday. I don’t ever use it anymore, but it still means a lot to me.
23. When I was 8, I asked for a birthday cake that had double the regular frosting. Unfortunately, it was also a Dukes of Hazzard cake and the red dye of the confederate flag made it inedible.
24. My favorite Sesame Street Character growing up was Oscar the Grouch. My kids would contend I took his example way to seriously.
25. I once spent an afternoon playing in an Ag Lime pit. I thought my mom was going to kill me when she found out (assuming the Lime didn’t do it first). She made me throw away my favorite pair of jeans which I had been wearing that day.

(A guest post by my wife…) 

It was a cold January Morning. The family was sittin’ down for some vittles before the day began. The smell of freshly cooked bacon filled the air. Steam rose from the pancakes that were hot off the griddle. The table was set. The orange juice was poured. The woman arrived with something the boy had never seen before – a fried plantain. It looked like a banana, smelled like hash browns and clearly had salt and pepper on it. The boy sat back, folded his arms across his chest and with great determination said, “I am not eating that.”

The woman replied with equal determination, “ You will not be excused from the table until you do.”

The  boy scratched his chin and thought..

Time froze.  You could hear the clock tick in the background.  You could feel the tension.  You could hear the ole Western Whistle in the background (like the music done by the Spaghetti Western Orchestra or Clint Eastwood’s The Good, the Bad and the Ugly).

IT WAS TIME FOR A SHOWDOWN! (Please play music if you have not already done so.)

9:41 AM (Already 20 minutes into breakfast)

“I will sit here until bedtime but I am not eating that!,” the boy said with true grit.

“That is fine. Then sit we will,” said the woman with steely eyes.

9:51 AM

The boy is starting to break. He looks to lay down on the chair next to his. A white hat man helps the woman by taking the chair away. There will be no mercy shown to the boy.

“I will sit here until school starts or I have to go to the bathroom,”  grunts the boy.

“That is fine and we will do nothing else until you eat that plantain,”  the woman holds firm.

10:21 AM

The boy flinched a couple of times but held firm. The woman respected the determination of the boy.  He held firm.

“There is no need for you to be stubborn about this,” goads the woman.

“I am a man of my word. I will never eat that!” the boy states with honor.

The woman suppresses her laugh. He is besting her and that must not happen. She regains control.

“Changing your mind is not a lapse of integrity,” she offers.

“You will not trick me.” He digs in even further.

10:30 AM

The woman sees him waning. He is whining. He has fought valiantly. She will WIN!

Then like a fiery Phoenix he rises…

“I am more stubborn than you!” he yells.

“I don’t doubt that!” she scoffs. This kid is good. She is starting to wonder how long he will last.

Silence reigns. Tick tock, tick tock.

10:43AM

The boy’s brother walks in and assesses the situation. He knows this is not good. With his key negotiating skills he says to the boy,”Stop being stupid and eat the plantain so we can play Lego Batman.”

The boy hops off his chair, pops the plantain in his mouth and muscles through it. The woman checks to make sure he swallowed the plantain and the two brothers galloped across the kitchen into the sunset.

While she may have won this round… She knew he would be back…

Author’s Note…

Seriously, I wish I would have had a big brother to talk some sense into me. My showdown with my dad over a hard boiled egg lasted 3 days! I wonder where the boy gets is from. I have to run… My acting lesson today put me an hour and a half behind schedule.

Remember those days when you tried to impress the person with whom you were dating with your witty remarks and clever anecdotes? Remember how you’d open car doors, use manners and wear pants? Ahh, fun times, fun times.

In those days, I too was trying to sell my future wife a bill of goods. We were already engaged that fateful day, but I still kept to my best behavior at all times. It was especially true the weekend we were visiting my parents. Those moments were always stressful when your fiancee evaluates your parents’ every idiosyncrasy. I thought it best we leave the house and get a little break. We went downtown to shop on Main Street.

Eventually, we found ourselves in a homemade gift shop. While I stared aimlessly out the front windows of the store, The-Wife-To-Be perused the inventory.

“Oh, these are cute,” I heard from behind me. When I turned to look, what I saw was so terrible – so horrible – I could barely stifle my gagging reflex. She held two porcelain bears decked out in Pilgrim outfits. They were the perfect Thanksgiving couple except for one thing: they had DEMON EYES.

She asked what I thought of them. I mumbled something incomprehensible and nodded in an attempt to be supportive. I silently hoped she would move on. Instead, I heard the five worst words: “I’m going to buy them.”

The little old lady running the store carefully wrapped the bears in paper and tucked them into a bag. As I carried the spawns of Satan to the car, the bag got heavier and heavier with the realization the bears would grace our dinner table each Thanksgiving for the rest of my life. Their wicked painted eyes would stare at me over the turkey and taunt me for not putting my foot down. Still, I didn’t want to hurt her feelings and I put them in the trunk.

When we got back to her house I offered to take the bears to the basement and store them until Thanksgiving. I found a dark corner and tucked the bears behind a box hoping they would be forgotten.

Time passed.

Three years later she re-found them. We were cleaning when she discovered them still wrapped in the bag.

“Why on earth did I buy these?” she asked. She turned the bears to show me. Their evil eyes caught mine.

“You thought they were cute,” I replied and took a cautious step back.

“Why didn’t you stop me?”

I took another step back – this time from her. I mumbled something incomprehensible and shook my head. Our marriage would never be the same after that moment: we both knew I failed to protect us from these cutesy demon bears. She stuffed them back into the bag and told me I could get rid of them.

But something else stirred in me – a mischievous need to “get her back”. Get her back for buying them, I guess.

One night close to Thanksgiving, I slipped the bears under her pillow and cackled to myself. I waited until she climbed in bed and reached under the pillows. She felt them underneath and pulled her pillow away to see what the lumps were. A startled scream echoed from the bedroom when she saw their fiendish stare.

I laughed myself to sleep on the couch that night ;-)

I have found a way to surprise my wife with the bears each Thanksgiving since. One year she found each of them buckled into the front seats of her car. Another year they were staring at her from inside the refrigerator when she open the door to get some creamer. She even found them waiting for her in the shower in a creepy Psycho-like moment.

Last year when she was working out of Indianapolis and we still lived in Wisconsin, I shipped the bears to her office. Inside the box was a note: “I know you’re lonely down there by yourself. I thought these guys could keep you company.”

Happy Thanksgiving from us and the demonic Pilgrim Bears!

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