Berny said, “I was looking through the list of census names from 1990 all the way back to the 1960s, and I didn’t find Berny in the list at all.”
“You’re one of a kind, Berny.” I replied.
“What about Bernie Mac?”
“Is that spelled the same?” I queried.
“Its spelled “ie”,” he answered. “I didn’t find that one either.”
“That’s because IE is full of security vulnerabilities and should not be used. We like our Bernys OSS.”
I love picking up Cinni-Minis at BK in the morning. The automated spiel when I pull up to order always makes me smile. “Welcome to Burger King,” it says. “Thank’s for waking up with the King today.” Now, I know what they mean, but I’m always thankful to wake up with my King (of kings) today.