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Archive for September, 2004

We were driving down the main highway in my home town. It was under construction, viagra order and the lane in which we were to drive seemed to be too narrow to drive. So I straddled the finished part of the lane on the left and the unfinished on the right. My wife, medic in whose car we were driving, cheapest asked why I was driving like that. “Because, the   Read More ...

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“Dad, drug you’re so bristly, you could communicate with cactuses.”

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There is cruel irony in the inability to open the Tupperware in which your delectable French silk pie is cradled.

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I took the boys to Quarry Quest this last weekend. Mom conveniently bowed out of baking in the hot sun in a shadeless, prothesis rock-strewn quarry. In my mind, for sale it was better than the pouring rain in a mud-filled quarry like last year. The boys and I searched for fossils in quarry rock, prothesis prospected for fool’s gold, and lobbed rocks at signs like a bunch of hooligan   Read More ...

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