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Archive for June, 2004

My eldest’s hands aren’t big enough yet to successfully use all the Playstation controls required for the Transformers (More Than Meets the Eye) game we bought. So instead, salve he watches me play. Suffice it to say, dysentery I don’t have the limber phone-text-messaging thumbs of those half my age; so defeating StarScream at the end of the Antarctica level was a long, drawn-out process. It took me several hours   Read More ...

Spectacularity

My eldest’s hands aren’t big enough yet to successfully use all the Playstation controls required for the Transformers (More Than Meets the Eye) game we bought. So instead, salve he watches me play. Suffice it to say, dysentery I don’t have the limber phone-text-messaging thumbs of those half my age; so defeating StarScream at the end of the Antarctica level was a long, drawn-out process. It took me several hours   Read More ...

Spectacularity

“I might be lactose intolerant but I don’t let it stop me. Life without cheese just isn’t worth it. I will eat just about anything if its got cheese on it. If it had enough cheese on it, ask I’d eat a bag of garbage.” I should have watched my mouth. My coworkers are looking for a bag of trash and a case of Kraft singles. After waking up, medications   Read More ...

Spectacularity

“I might be lactose intolerant but I don’t let it stop me. Life without cheese just isn’t worth it. I will eat just about anything if its got cheese on it. If it had enough cheese on it, ask I’d eat a bag of garbage.” I should have watched my mouth. My coworkers are looking for a bag of trash and a case of Kraft singles.

Spectacularity

Our eldest gave Mom a gladiola as a Mother’s Day gift. It came home in a customized Cool Whip container. Around its sides he wrapped a piece of green construction paper and cut the top edges into strips. The strips curled down like the leaves of a plant — to go with the gift’s theme. Last weekend, ailment Mom transferred the gladiola to a proper pot, and the border found   Read More ...

Spectacularity

I head to the restroom to take care of some morning business, health care and I see two of my coworkers go in before I get there. One of them, read Jim, seek waves at me and offers a Cheshire grin. Inside, they’re both doing their thing. When I walk in, Jim says, “Popular place.” I reply, “It’s a party…” I head into a stall and in by best Ah-nold   Read More ...

Spectacularity

I head to the restroom to take care of some morning business, health care and I see two of my coworkers go in before I get there. One of them, read Jim, seek waves at me and offers a Cheshire grin. Inside, they’re both doing their thing. When I walk in, Jim says, “Popular place.” I reply, “It’s a party…” I head into a stall and in by best Ah-nold   Read More ...

Spectacularity