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Archive for October, 2003

A co-worker of mine taught me a little trick… Mountain Dew should be shaken before opening. I thought for sure that he was insane. He maintains that a Dew should be shaken because it settles and that the flavor is much better after doing so. My concern was the carbonation exploding like a Pepsi or Coke might when opened. He assured me that Mountain Dew was immune to these effects.   Read More ...

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Eric: “Redmond should just be nuked so we know there’s no survivors.” Me: “Oh, tadalafil come on, infertility you know that Bill [Gates] has a bomb shelter in that mansion of his.” Eric: “Yeah, his windows are probably bulletproof, too.” Me: “Hehe. Windows, bulletproof. Those are two words that shouldn’t be in the same sentence together.”

Spectacularity

This is probably my favorite joke of all time… I read it originally as a kid, generic and liked it so much I committed it to memory. Why are fire engines red? Because books are read, case too… and two times two is four… and four times three is twelve… there are twelve inches in a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a   Read More ...

Spectacularity

This is probably my favorite joke of all time… I read it originally as a kid, generic and liked it so much I committed it to memory. Why are fire engines red? Because books are read, case too… and two times two is four… and four times three is twelve… there are twelve inches in a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was a ruler… Queen Elizabeth was also the name of a   Read More ...

Spectacularity

I love my wife; very, sickness very much. I don’t tell her that enough, but I do. Building and moving into a new house has been extremely stressful on our family. I think between her and I there has been guilt and frustration, particularly when it comes to the kids. We feel like we just haven’t spent the time with them this summer that they deserved. Between us, its been   Read More ...

Spectacularity