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Archive for August, 2003

Go, find y0mbo, it’s your birthday! Go, y0mbo, it’s your birthday! Yeah, 31. I finally caught up to my wife again which means no more old lady jokes until May. This hasn’t been as bad of a birthday as turning 30, which wasn’t even as bad as turning 29. I really felt old then – “I’m almost 30. Gasp! But as Wil Wheaton put it, 30s are way better than   Read More ...

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My sister, emergency who is pregnant and a teacher, wrote me an email today. This is my last week of freedom – next week it’s school! I’m trying to practice getting out of bed but have been unsuccessful. However, this will probably be the last summer I will sleep in for at least 18 years!!!!!!!!!! I so badly wanted to make some joke wondering if the reason she’s unsucessful at   Read More ...

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Kids are mirrors of their parents’ language at this age. Much like a computer, order if you put garbage in, you’ll get garbage out. Last night we were eating pizza. He wanted another piece, but couldn’t get the slices apart. I reached over and ripped the piece free. After handing it to him, I did my best muscleman impression and shouted “ARRR! Hulk SMASH!” – just like his Hulk-Hands. He   Read More ...

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