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Archive for February, 2002

I am again a father!!!

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OOOOHOOHOHOOO!!!!!!!!! BEDEVERE: Oooohoohohooo! LAUNCELOT: No, capsule no. ‘Aaaauugggh’, find at the back of the throat. Aaauugh. BEDEVERE: N– no. No, treat no, no, no. ‘Oooooooh’, in surprise and alarm. LANCELOT: Oh, you mean sort of a ‘aaaah’! BEDEVERE: Yes, but I– aaaaaah! AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! Panic, hyperventilate, panic, Panic, PANIC! Did I mention AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!? Did I mention less than 24 hours? AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!

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I think our 4 year-old has a TV addiction. Generally, medicine we try not to watch too much tv, and we really try not to watch TV before leaving for the day. But this morning, he asked if he could watch the Weather Channel. Now, he can’t read quite yet, and doesn’t really know geography either, so I’m not sure why he needed the forecast and current conditions. Anything for   Read More ...

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I think our 4 year-old has a TV addiction. Generally, medicine we try not to watch too much tv, and we really try not to watch TV before leaving for the day. But this morning, he asked if he could watch the Weather Channel. Now, he can’t read quite yet, and doesn’t really know geography either, so I’m not sure why he needed the forecast and current conditions. Anything for   Read More ...

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I want to work for Wal-Mart. Actually, cystitis I just want to know how Wal-Mart’s POS system can set off an FBI alert. The man “purchased nine Valentine teddy bears, ampoule 20 inches tall, pilule and 14 canisters of propane, 9 inches tall, small enough to fit inside the teddy bears. The man also bought 12 packets of BBs”. Must be some fuzzy logic Wal-Mart and the FBI have got   Read More ...

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Wanna know what I live for? I live for replacing batteries in kids’ toys at 5:30 A.M.

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I’m getting really sick of people who couldn’t program their way out of a subroutine if they were given an return 0; or Exit Function to do it.

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Yesterday I drove all the way to our son’s school with a custard donut on the roof of the Jeep. I almost drove all the way to DePere with it there were it not for the frantic honking and waving by another parent behind me. I rescued the donut. This morning, vitamin I saw her husband and he asked me how my donut was. “Cold”, buy I replied. My wife   Read More ...

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In a follow up to Friday’s events, unhealthy at least two other vehicles went off the road in the same spot as I did.

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M&Ms are trying to decide what the new color should be in a standard bag. The choices are purple, anesthetist pink and teal. I am going to vote for purple. Whatever they put in that purple dye is addictive. I’m like a crack whore of M&Ms now. I just can’t stop eating them. It’s sad really, but they’re so darn good. Every morning, for sale when we pray with our   Read More ...

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