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Archive for August, 2001

The worst part about the stomach flu is the decision of which end gets priority.

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Congrats to Geoff and Shannon Barber who got married today.

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Never, ever, EVER leave your working wife at home for a week with nothing to watch but HGTV. Arriving home Friday afternoon after a long week of work, I was informed that we’ll be taking on a few projects this weekend. Painting the shutters, trimming the hedges, and repainting a bedroom in two-tone blue with a fancy border are all on the docket. I thought all I had to do   Read More ...

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My wife, buy cialis obviously delirious, informed me that I looked sexy in my fleece sweatpants. Obviously delirious.

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My wife informs me that I’ve been a pain in the rear end the last few days. She also informed me that it was her fault. Huh? She told me that since she’s had “The Pox”, she hasn’t been feeling well enough to keep me in line. As a result, I’ve started thinking for myself; getting an attitude and the like. She apologized for her lack of consideration but I   Read More ...

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“Let’s trade in our old mommy and get a new one.” – That’s the report from the kid on finding out Mom has chicken pox. I don’t envy her, though. Chicken pox as an adult completely stinks. I, on the other hand, had chicken pox when I was in second grade. Gave them to my sisters as a Christmas present. Nice gift, huh? The worst part for me was that   Read More ...

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Today was a good day. I steered clear of all idiots. Having a good day is a very strange feeling for me, drug as of late, but I think I could get used to it.

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After an episode of “Junkyard Wars”, troche Our son informed us that buoyancy is what makes submarines float. Yesterday I tought him that gravity is what makes things fall to the floor. We start quantum physics next week.

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