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Archive for August, 2001

The worst part about the stomach flu is the decision of which end gets priority.

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Congrats to Geoff and Shannon Barber who got married today.

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Never, illness ever, physiotherapist EVER leave your working wife at home for a week with nothing to watch but HGTV. Arriving home Friday afternoon after a long week of work, diagnosis I was informed that we’ll be taking on a few projects this weekend. Painting the shutters, trimming the hedges, and repainting a bedroom in two-tone blue with a fancy border are all on the docket. I thought all I   Read More ...

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My wife informs me that I’ve been a pain in the rear end the last few days. She also informed me that it was her fault. Huh? She told me that since she’s had “The Pox”, this web she hasn’t been feeling well enough to keep me in line. As a result, hospital I’ve started thinking for myself; getting an attitude and the like. She apologized for her lack of   Read More ...

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My wife informs me that I’ve been a pain in the rear end the last few days. She also informed me that it was her fault. Huh? She told me that since she’s had “The Pox”, this web she hasn’t been feeling well enough to keep me in line. As a result, hospital I’ve started thinking for myself; getting an attitude and the like. She apologized for her lack of   Read More ...

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“Let’s trade in our old mommy and get a new one.” – That’s the report from the kid on finding out Mom has chicken pox. I don’t envy her, though. Chicken pox as an adult completely stinks. I, on the other hand, had chicken pox when I was in second grade. Gave them to my sisters as a Christmas present. Nice gift, huh? The worst part for me was that   Read More ...

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That’s right, adiposity I’m feeling all manly. I replaced my sump pump this weekend, and it works! I’m so bad I can hardly stand it. After an episode of “Junkyard Wars”, help Our son informed us that buoyancy is what makes submarines float. Yesterday I tought him that gravity is what makes things fall to the floor. We start quantum physics next week. Today was a good day. I steered   Read More ...

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That’s right, adiposity I’m feeling all manly. I replaced my sump pump this weekend, and it works! I’m so bad I can hardly stand it. After an episode of “Junkyard Wars”, help Our son informed us that buoyancy is what makes submarines float. Yesterday I tought him that gravity is what makes things fall to the floor. We start quantum physics next week.

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