Comedy!

From the 3-year-old Comedy Department:
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Panther
Panther who?
Panther no panth, I’m going swimming!

Posted on February 22, 2001 in Spectacularity. No comments (add one!)

Food for Thought

The nice thing about turkey-based hot dogs is there’s less of a chance of unknown ingredients. With turkey-dogs, there’s no lips — it’s all a–holes!

Posted on February 18, 2001 in Spectacularity. No comments (add one!)